200 dpi pix: January 8, 2008
Tauck provided ground transportation, hotels, about half the meals, and tour guides. Mischel used American to get the air miles on our usual carrier. We upgraded going but couldn’t on the return.
The ground transportation was
mostly on a motor coach driven by Antonio, also on a fast train ride from
The hotels were consistently good, about three or four stars out of five.
The meals were good at the hotels and better at the recommended restaurants.
The tour guides were Gail, who
guided the whole trip, and several local guides for
It was pleasant the whole time, 60’s more or less, and only rained one day.

Tauck Classic
Tauck should run the tour from north to south, to make this diagram easier. Actually, I think they start in Sorrento/Amalfi to get us over the jet lag. It’s 6 to 9 hours, depending on where you started: 6 for the east coast, 9 for us on the west coast (aka “left coast”). Not much history there, just pretty scenery.
What follows:
First: One-column format: a page per day and hotel.
Then: Two-column format, for
most days and some observations about

May 7: Mischel at our
We flew into the
We went straight to the hotel. Before dinner there was an “opening ceremony” cocktail party:


May 7-8:
This is breakfast in the main dining room.
Each hotel provided pretty much the same buffet breakfast, with good American coffee, not the Italian “café” (espresso) or “café American” (watered-down espresso).

May 7-8:
This hotel was built from three
villas on a cliff overlooking the harbor at

May 8: Amalfi coast
The gray boat in the middle is iron; the rest are wood. Judging by the hand rail underneath, it was a lifeboat for some ship.
We took the motor coach and a
bus to Positano, a 40-minute boat ride from Positano to Amalfi, and then the
motor coach back to

May 8: Amalfi coast: blooming
tree

May 9:
The street was also the storm drain. The rocks sticking up are a pedestrian bridge, spaced so oxcarts could get through.
I won’t trouble you with the long-winded story about how the width of an ox’s rear end determined the spacing of oxcart wheels, which determined road widths, with later determined railroad track gauge, which even later determined the diameter of Space Shuttle booster rockets. That was the short version.
This is “ancient
After

May 9-11:
Of all the hotels, this is the most elegant, with a good location on the Via Veneto.

May 11:

May 9:
We walked around some, including the Spanish steps.

May 10:
St. Peter’s is truly impressive. This is the central nave; the side naves are as big as ordinary cathedrals.
There are no paintings or frescos in St. Peter’s; all the decorations are mosaics, built to last.

May 11: The tour
group, in
There were 30 Americans on this tour, plus Gail, back row, third from the right. The age range was 38 (Kelly, front right) to 80 plus (Lois, next to Kelly), with most being in their 60’s and 70’s. I learned maybe three other names; Mischel got to know almost all of them.
Mischel and I are on the far left, back and front.
The Coliseum was built by a rich family to entertain their political constituency. It held 50,000 relatives and close friends. Free admission. Not sure about drinks and popcorn. The entertainment was gladiator vs. gladiator or animal, but (revisionist history) not Christians. There were elevators for fast set changes.
There were two kinds of gladiators: One was rich kids who went to gladiator school, got a kill, and retired. The other was slaves or criminals who could win their freedom if they won the contest.
The Coliseum didn’t fall apart: it was scavenged for parts (marble and bronze) for later projects, notably St. Peter’s. The dark spots on the columns and arches are where bronze pins used to hold marble facing.

May 12: Orvieto:
Mischel & John; statue & countryside
Orvieto is an old walled city,
up on a hill in central

May 12: Orvieto: Miro
exhibit
We found a museum with a temporary Miro exhibit, including the original for one of our lithographs.

May 12-13: Torgiano: Mischel,
Le Tre Vaselle pool and view
Of all the hotels, this is the
least elegant. The town of

May 12-13: Torgiano:
hotel reception
The front desk is a desk. On the bright side, we used the dry cleaner shop down the street.

May 13:
From the bus, you take an escalator up the hill, then walk into town.

May 13:
The notable thing is that he was ecumenical: the cathedral includes token Jewish and Muslim sections.
His father was Jewish, and since building the cathedral was a community project, local Jews contributed.

May 14:
Now we can say “Been there, done that.” Actually, the stone work is very pretty.
If you look closely at the tower, you’ll notice that the top part, where the bells are, is at an angle to the rest of the tower. It was already leaning when they added the top section, and leans more now.

May 14:
Supposedly, recent work has stabilized it, but the souvenir vendors, among others, don’t want it straightened.
That’s it for

May 14:
This is a nice place, right on
the

May 14:

May 15: Cinque Terre:
Manarola
We took the train to the second
village, Manarola, looked around, took the train to the fourth village, had
lunch, then took a boat back to
The five fishing villages of Cinque Terre (five lands) are connected by train, but the real deal is to walk all five in a day.

May 15: Cinque Terre:
Vernazza
This is the fourth of the five fishing villages of Cinque Terre.

May 15-17:
This hotel is on a side street near the Duomo. The round stone part of the front is a restored Roman guard tower or something; other tour groups stopped to look at it. This hotel also had a crazy layout, because it apparently was made out of the insides of 4 or 5 buildings. To get to our room: take one elevator (or stairs) to the first floor, go through another lobby, up some stairs, take another elevator to the fourth floor, down the hall, up about 6 stairs, and down further to the end. But, we had a great view:

May 15-17:

May 16:

May 16:
This is the view from a terrace on the roof of our hotel. The bell tower isn’t leaning; it’s camera lens parallax.
The main cathedral of a city is called the “duomo”, whether or not it has a dome. This one’s dome is huge, an engineering marvel of its day.

May 17:
This is a copy, but in the original setting. The original is in a museum, but no pictures were allowed.

May 17:
The Ponte Vecchio bridge spans
the Arno river between the Uffizi gallery (once the Medici’s offices) and the
Now, the Ponte Vecchio is lined with gold jewelry merchants on both sides, except the top of the span.
The curious thing in the photo is the railing around the statue: it has clusters of locks, like mussels.

May 18:

May 18:
The group took a gondola ride: five or six gondolas plus a singer and an accordion player. Too silly.
We’ve also taken the gondola
ride at the Venetian Hotel Casino in

May 18-19:
I don’t have a decent picture of
the

May 18-19:
The concierge was unflappable and spoke at least four languages. Sorry, I didn’t use the flash.
Note the Escher-like pattern in the marble floor.

May 19:
We went up in this bell tower
because it has an elevator, unlike
The big church in the upper
right is right across the

May 19:
Her house on the

May 20:
Mischel noticed that the couple were fighting. He put her in the cabin, with the guide, while he sat up front with the driver. The building in back with the gold sphere was the customs house.

May 20:
The airport is on the mainland; the ride took about 45 minutes. Our driver was following the speed limit.
Other notes…
Not in any particular order.
For Italian scenery, rent the movie “Only You”.
Pieta
The famous Pieta is at St. Peter’s, behind glass. But “pieta” is really a standard scene, depicting Christ taken down from the cross, similar to the basic “Madonna and child”. Every artist worth his salt did a pieta, as a sculpture or painting.

May 16:
In Michelangelo’s Pieta, the old man in the back is a self-portrait. It’s unfinished: a leg should attach to the hole in the very middle.

May 10:
The best sculptures are lively,
not just people standing there. Ok, more
We started at a marble, but quite modern ticket area, then through a series of galleries, each about 100 yards long:

May 10:

May 10:

May 10:

May 10:
After the galleries, we went into the Sistine chapel, but no photos allowed. Then, into the back of St. Peter’s, out the front, and into St. Peter’s Square, with the colonnade and all.

May 10:
St. Peter’s must have 100 of these doves.

May 18:
There are no cars, motorcycles,
or scooters in
However, this is part illusion, since the map shows train and car bridges to the western end of the island. We went from the train station to the hotel by water bus. People commute from the mainland, walking the last stretch from the train station or parking lot to work.
In its heyday,
Souvenirs
Mischel got a gold necklace for
no smoking for 6 years, May 17, at the The Gold Corner in

May 16:
I got a print in one of the
walled towns and coffee mug in
For my birthday, Mischel got me
a set of glass octopi in

May 20:
I had a 33-hour birthday: the usual 24 plus 9 for time zones.
We also got a Pinocchio puppet for Christopher.
For restaurants, the usual tip is 10% or so, but check the check, because sometimes the tip’s included. It’s usually not, because even if you charge the meal, the waiter would like the tip in cash (see Guardia di Finanza, below).
Also, some places have a 1 or 2
Euro cover charge for using a table, instead of walking out with your pizza or
gelato. One restaurant, in

May 18:
For short taxi rides, just leave the change, so the average tip is 50 cents.
We tipped the hotel maids, and Tauck had suggested tips for the guide and driver that worked out to about 100 Euros each from both of us. We usually didn’t tip the local guides.
There are gelato shops everywhere. Fortunately, there are two kinds of gelato: a small selection of sherbets (for Mischel) and a large selection of ice creams (for me). Gail directed us to the better shops, but we couldn’t tell the difference.
We tried a couple kinds of rope licorice, one good, one bad. I tried fresh coconut: not as sweet as I remembered, but ripe enough, fortunately.
The unemployment rate in
I’ve heard of a truck factory in

Euro coins: top left
is the 2 Euro coin
The coins come in 1, 2, 5, 10, 20 and 50 cent and 1 and 2 Euro denominations. The front is always the same, and the backs are unique to the issuing countries. You hardly ever see the 1 and 2 cent coins because things are usually priced in even amounts (5 Euros, not $4.99) and there’s no sales tax to mix things up. Taxis charge an odd amount, but the usual tip is to simply leave all the change.

Euro bills and a $20
The bills come in 5, 10, 20, 50 and maybe higher denominations; the ones worth more are larger; they are the same in all Euro countries.
Gail said the water was safe everywhere, but there was one town where it would taste odd. I don’t know what town it was.
The tap water was good, but the restaurant water was usually bottled, and your choice was “natural” (normal) or “gas” (carbonated); once I asked for natural and got mineral water.
After showering, I didn’t need
body lotion. I thought it was because the water was softer, and considered a
water softener here, but Julene said it seemed softer because ours is
chlorinated. And
There must be plenty of water:
none of the toilets were the 1.6 gallon type mandated in
Which leads me to…
The rest rooms in some restaurants, museums, and the highway rest stops are unisex: basins and towels on one side, and a bunch of stalls on the other, first come first serve.

May 13: Public toilet
on the road
The public toilets have no seats.
The speed limit on the interstate-grade roads is 130 KPH (80 MPH). Trucks and busses are limited to the speed marked on the vehicle, by numbers in circles on the left and right back. The left one is for regular roads, the right one for superhighways. Our motor coach had 90 and 100 posted, but Antonio usually cruised at 105 (65 MPH). We got passed once by a BMW that must have been doing 200.
There’s no “right turn on red (after stopping and yielding)”, so you’d see a macho guy on a motorcycle stopped cold at a light, no traffic.
The cars vary from small to
medium, because of the price of gas: $6 or $7 a gallon. There are no
American-style pickups or SUVs. In fact, I only saw 3 American-made cars, one
with

May 10: “Smart” cars
in
The Mercedes “Smart” car is made
in

May 9: Ford “KA” in
Ford makes a similar one called “KA”.

May 16: Electric car
in
By the time I got my camera out, he’d started to move, so it’s blurred. Only saw one of these.
There are lots of scooters and
some motorcycles in all the cities.
There are four kinds of police.

Police: Polizia municipale (
The Polizia municipale are a combination of beat cops, traffic cops and meter maids. They mostly stand around looking good in their white hats, often smoking on duty.

Police: Polizia car (
The Polizia handle civil and criminal cases, and ride cars, vans etc. In

Police: Polizia boat (

Police: Carabinieri
car (
The Carabinieri also handle civil and criminal cases, and ride cars, vans or motorcycles.
The Polizia and the Carabinieri don’t get along well.

Police: Guardia di
Finanza car (
And then there’s the Guardia di Finanza, or IRS on wheels,
which is feared because their charter is to find the people and businesses that
underreport their income. They can shut a business down while they do an audit.
Estimates of unreported income in
Customs and duty
The European Community now uses
one passport, I found out from our dry cleaner lady, so you go through customs
only when entering or leaving
Duty-free shops are available
when you leave the
This meant I paid retail for the
carton of cigarettes I bought at the
It seems all the trains are electric.

May 15:

May 18:
In the countryside there were overhead train wires, and both high-voltage transmission and local electric wires. In the city centers, all the wires were underground.

May 11:
This utility access is about 1 ½
by 2 feet; it is in front of our
“SPQR” is the Latin initials of “the Senate
and People of Rome”, once on Roman legion banners, now a sign for municipal
services. You see it all around
Another notable thing in this picture is the paving. We were told to be prepared for cobblestone, which I think of as round stones, maybe flattened on the sides to fit closer. The actual paving uses quarried stone, pretty much flat, not exactly cut, laid in different patterns. Sometimes the stones are about 3-inch squares, as in the picture, but they get up to about one by two feet. Sometimes different colors are used, particularly for a mosaic effect in front of cathedrals.
These paving stones are used for
plazas, streets and sidewalks, except that the main roads are asphalt. And not
just
The third thing in this photo is the cigarette butts. Everywhere. Lots of Italians smoke, but apparently not in indoor public places, so they smoke walking, driving their motor scooters, whatever.
Pretty pictures

May 8: Amalfi: coast

May 12: Orvieto: Duomo
columns

May 14:
The End
American and less-prudish ad:

May 12: Orvieto:
Perfume ad